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At The Race Track with Ronald Colman

Jack Benny · 1948 · 29 min · 3,644 words

The transcript of “At The Race Track with Ronald Colman”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Yes, smoke a lucky to feel your level best. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, The Sportsmen's Fortnite and yours for me, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, once every year, Jack Bennett decides to tempt fate by going out to Santa Anita for the races. Yesterday was that day.

So let's go back and pick up Jack and Rochester in the car. Gee Rochester, I can't wait to get to the race track. Me too, boss. It's a good idea starting early. We miss all the heavy traffic.

You know, Rochester, it's such a beautiful day. Let's put the top down. The top is down. Then why is it so dark? We are the drive, yes. Oh, uh-oh, well, let's hurry. Don't, uh, don't drive too fast, Rochester.

I won't, boss. Uhh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Hey, Rochester. There's a house that looks just like mine. It is yours! We're not the driveway, yes. Oh, yes, yes. Well, let's get going. Ah, this is a life top-down, beautiful day, Bommie Weather Sunshine. It sure is.

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