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Missing Heir

Jack Benny · 1952 · 30 min · 3,679 words

The transcript of “Missing Heir”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack-Menny program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. You know, for real smoking enjoyment, nothing. No nothing beats better taste and... Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's strike means I can angle rich or tasty.

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Clean and precious, hooler! Lucky Strike! Lucky Strike! The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Murray Livingston Rochester, Dennis A. Bob Cross, made yours truly, Don Wilton. And now let's go out to Jack Benny's house in Beverly Hills.

It's such a lovely morning that outside on the front lawn, we hear the splashing of birds in the birdbath. While upstairs, we hear the sound of the shower. What a beautiful, what a beautiful day.

I've got a wonderful face. Everything's going my way. Rochester, I'm through showering. You can stop singing now. Okay. Say Rochester, I don't know where you're buying soap lately, but that new bar I just used didn't lather at all.

I didn't know you took a new bar of soap. Did you get it out of the service closet? No, I found it in the kitchen. In the drawer? No, in a dish near the drainboard.

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