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How Palm Springs was founded

Jack Benny · 1952 · 29 min · 3,275 words

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With Mary Livingston, Rochester, Dennis, they Bob Crosby, and yours truly, Don Wilkes. Ladies and gentlemen, as you probably know, our little star is completely recovered from his recent attack of influenza. But his doctors advised him to get a little sunshine and rest.

So last Thursday, he got in his Maxwell and had Rochester drive him to Palm Springs. Guys Rochester, no matter how many times I make the trip, I still love the ride to Palm Springs. It is beautiful, boss.

What time are we passing through now? Cabbas on! Are you sure? Are you sure it's Cabbas on? Certainly we've been going through it for the past two hours. I like to get to the spring before dark, Although we're not making such bad time considering we had three blowouts.

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