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How Jack and Fred Allen met

Jack Benny · 1949 · 29 min · 4,009 words

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And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's go back a few hours. It's just before our regular Sunday rehearsal, and Jack is in his dressing room, waiting for his guest star to appear. Oh, Rochester has Fred Allen arrived yet?

No, sir. Say, boss, Mr. Allen has been off the air for a long time, hasn't he? Yes, yes, he has. Well, you and he never did get along. How come you have him on your program?

Well, Rochester, I'll admit, it took me a long time to make up my mind. I didn't feel sorry for Mr. Allen when he lost his job, and I wasn't particularly upset when he was evicted from his house.

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