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Guest Bob Hope - The Road to Bali

Jack Benny · 1952 · 29 min · 3,804 words

The transcript of “Guest Bob Hope - The Road to Bali”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Betty program, transcribed and presented by Lucky Strides. Lucky, taste better. Cleaner, fresh, or smoother. Lucky, taste better. Cleaner, fresh, or smoother. For Lucky, strike me. I'm the back of Richard's, safety. I'm the back of Lucky, taste better.

Cleaner, fresh, or smoother. Lucky, strike. Lucky, strike. Friends, this is Don Wilson. You know, choosing your cigarette is really simple. Just go by the taste. That's right, for nothing. No nothing beats better taste. And the cigarette that tastes better, cleaner, fresher, and smoother is Lucky Strike.

First of all, Lucky's give you the better taste of really fine mild tobacco. Remember, LSMT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco with a wonderful flavor of its own. What's more, Lucky's give you the better taste of a better made cigarette made round and firm and fully packed to draw freely and smoke evenly taste cleaner, fresher, smoother.

So friends, for your own smoking enjoyment, remember, better taste is what you're really after. And better taste is what you get in every pack of Lucky's. Be happy. Go Lucky. Make your next pack Lucky Strike.

Lucky, taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky Strike. Lucky Strike. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Rochester, Dennis, Dave Bob Crosby, and yours truly Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, in just nine more days, The new tenant will move into the White House.

And tonight, since we can't bring you the distinguished and lovable tenant, we bring you the mean old landlord, and here he is, Jack Benny! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, that's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard, saying that I own the White House.

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