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Rochester is shocked by an electric alarm clock

Jack Benny · December 25, 1949 · 29 min · 3,457 words

The transcript of “Rochester is shocked by an electric alarm clock”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 25, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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