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Happy time

Jack Benny · December 7, 1952 · 30 min · 3,537 words

The transcript of “Happy time”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 7, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. Nothing, no nothing, beats better taste. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Remember that, friends, for real smoking enjoyment. Nothing, no nothing, beats better taste.

And Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. I'd like to explain just why that is. So let's start what Lucky's do with good tasting tobacco. You just have to have Lucky's fine, light, naturally mild tobacco to begin with, or you'll never wind up with Lucky's better taste.

And friends, remember this. Lucky's are made better to taste better to taste cleaner, fresher, and smoother. That's the secret of real smoking enjoyment. Lucky's fine tobacco in a cigarette that's made better to taste better to give you a cleaner, fresher, smoother tasting smoke.

So be happy, go lucky, and get the better taste you're entitled to. When you stop at a cigarette counter, stop and consider this. Nothing, no nothing, beats better taste. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother.

Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. For lucky's strike means, I can back over it, you're tasting, I can back over it. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's strike! Lucky's strike! The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Rochester, Dennis Day, Bob Crosby, the sportsman for Ted and yours truly done.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack Benny's house in Beverly Hills. And even though this is only the first week in December, Jack is preparing to mail his Christmas cards early. Oh, let me see, Rochester.

Who else do I want to send a Christmas card to? Oh, yes. Put down Joan Crawford, Barbara Stanley. A little slower, boss. I can't write that fast. Oh, I'm sorry. Don't Crawford. Barbara Stanley. Barbara Stanley.

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