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goes to the doctor for a vitamin shot

Jack Benny · November 9, 1952 · 29 min · 3,548 words

The transcript of “goes to the doctor for a vitamin shot”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 9, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Rochester, Dennis, Dave Bob Crosby and yours truly don't welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go back to yesterday, a half hour before rehearsal. Jack has dropped in at the corner drugstore and at the moment we find him sitting at the counter reading a newspaper.

Hmm, here's an interesting item. According to a national survey in twenty years California will be the number one state. Los Angeles will be the number one city. This anticipation of industrial growth has made the city of Los Angeles very smug.

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