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Jack Benny · October 19, 1952 · 29 min · 3,670 words

The transcript of “buys 20th Century Fox”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 19, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Belli program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. Lucky, take the hand. Lucky Strike brings back a cleaner, fresher, smoother, better get a carton, better get a carton, better get a carton today. Hello friends, this is Don Wilson.

You know that college year represents a lot of smoking cheer in campuses all over the country. Yes indeed. Because a nationwide survey based on actual student interviews in 80 leading colleges reveals that more smokers in these colleges prefer luckies than any other cigarette, but that's not all. The survey also shows luckies gained far more

smokers than the nation's two other principal brands combined. More important still, the reason most often given by the students for smoking luckies was luckies better taste. Yes, luckies do taste better because LS MFT lucky strike means Fine tobacco, fine mild good tasting tobacco.

And Lucky's are made better, made round and firm and fully packed, to taste cleaner, fresher, smoother. So make your next carton Lucky Strike and you'll agree, Lucky's better taste is something to cheer about. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco cleaner, fresher, smoother, better get a carton, better get a carton,

better get a carton today. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Rochester, Dennis Day, Bob Crosby and yours truly don't look. Ladies and gentlemen, once every two weeks, Jack Benny and Rochester make out a shopping list of household needs.

As we look in on them today, they're preparing this week's list. Say, boss, the shells are kind of empty. We need some baked beans. Baked beans, three cans. Some peas? Not so fast, Rochester. I'm writing it down.

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