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King Solomon's Mines - part 2

Jack Benny · 1950 · 25 min · 3,043 words

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Answer the phone. No answer, yourself. Can't just be on second year overalls. OK, OK. Hello. How do you do? This is the Take It and Go quiz program. quiz program? Yes. Can you answer this question?

Who discovered America? Columbus, Christopher Columbus. Right. And for answering that question correctly, you have won $15,000 in cash, a new 1951 Cadillac, An electric fishwasher, an eight-piece bedroom set, a cedar chest. Your house painted inside and out, an eight-piece Fort motorboat, a six-piece parett diamond ring.

Henry, Henry, why did you hang up? Look what cream it is. I want to listen to Jack Ferney. Look at all those prizes they want to give you. Are you crazy? You don't understand, Kelly. Today you're doing a second episode of King Solomon's Mind.

Oh, yeah, with Deborah, sir. That's gone. Don't stand there arguing. Turn on the radio. Okay. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you the start of our show, that intrepid guide of the jungles of Doc Africa, Alan Waterman!

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Alan... Wait a minute. Don, why did you introduce me as Alan Waterman? Well, Jack, that's the character you play in King Solomon's mind. Aren't you going to do the second episode tonight?

Yes, of course, but not right now. Everybody isn't here yet. I'm here. Oh. Well, Dennis, I'm so glad you are. Believe me, I don't know what I do without you. My mother said you'd kill yourself.

Your mother, your mother. If I find she realized that I'm the star of this show. Oh, I know you're the star of the show, and I want you to know I appreciate everything you did for me.

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