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Gaslight

Jack Benny · October 14, 1945 · 26 min · 3,317 words

The transcript of “Gaslight”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 14, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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At the very point of the war station at Santa Barbara, the Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny, with very Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Larry Stevenson, yours truly, Down Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, since we're playing to these distinguished members of our I have planned to present to your colonel a colonel, but I'm trying to go farther than that

Here's the whole cop Jack Benny Thank you. Thank you. Hello again. This is Jack Benny talking and duck. Hmm. What an introduction that was hold calm Well Jack, I thought it was funny. Oh, you did. Oh, let me tell you something brother one more introduction like that And you'll be the first liberated announcer in radio

Oh, God. Well, I'm sorry, Jack. I didn't mean to be a smart aleck. It's just that these boys have been away so long they'd give anything to hear a good joke. You know, down now that you mentioned, I figured it right.

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