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How Jack found Rochester

Jack Benny · 1944 · 26 min · 3,375 words

The transcript of “How Jack found Rochester”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I'll listen to that little birdie singing, trying even though he isn't over his cold yet. At any rate, since this is a beautiful day, let's go out Beverly Hills to Jack Benny's house, where we find Jack in the gang in the backyard practicing archery.

Do I hold a bow like this, Jack? Yes. Now pull the string all the way back. Take aim. Now let go. Hey! There, it's pretty good, Mary. You hit the target. You know, you only miss the bullseye by three inches.

Yeah. Now it's my turn. Stand back a little, Mary. You too, Phil. Watch me hit the bullseye. Here I go. Who moved the target? Nobody moved the target, Jackson. It's still behind you. Behind you.

Hammy and other arrow, Mary. Here. That first one shot there with an accident. Now watch me. Dannicide. Here I go. It happened. The arrow fell out and he got his head caught in the boat.

Well, that could happen to anybody. If you kids will stop bothering me, I can hit that target at 100 yards. I'm an expert marksman. Some marksman. You even had a bombsite put on your dorky so you could hit the keyhole.

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