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Last show of the season

Jack Benny · 1944 · 21 min · 2,336 words

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I am starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, fellow Harris Rock, and Larry Stevens, and your school is on Wilson. And now, ladies and gentlemen, today we're coming down the homestead to our radio season. So, before starting our final show, let's rock to Jack Benny's house where Jack is taking another violin lesson from his famous French music teacher, Professor LeBlanc.

But before we go, let me ask you a question. Can't it be the trees that fill the breeze with rare and magic perfume. Oh, no. It isn't the tree. I must have done it now.

I keep telling you in not that way. Did I eat again? Yes, sir. So let's see. Can I do this? Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee.

Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee. Pee. It should be cheap like sheep, not cheesecloth. Well, maybe I ought to get my other violin.

Is it that strange and? Yeah, never mind. Should I fly through the knee again? Maybe later, but right now, let us conduct the D.S. or cypress. And this time I will conquer you. Yes, sir.

One in three in four, and you are seeing notes that you ask right here, then, that you are frightened, then your son, you're not hitchhiking. Maybe not to be too severe, I don't want to lose my bemere.

I am sorry I left there as you were even worse than Harris. You have an image of an eating. How long have you been playing me violin? Oh, I've played a violin since, well, since I was a little baby.

A little baby. In fact, it's a little closely on my violin. You can see my teeth marked. And so the name of the giving you play, those could be anybody's. Now wait a minute, I'm paying you to teach me not to yourself.

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