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Dennis leaves for the Navy (commercials edited, better sound)

Jack Benny · 1943 · 27 min · 3,480 words

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Grape nuts and Grape Nuts Flakes program coming to you from Vancouver, British Columbia and starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Haddis, Dennis Day, Rochester and yours truly, Don Wilson. Well folks, I had just thought up a wonderful slogan for Grape Nuts Flakes.

If Grape Nuts Flakes are a serial, give me a second installment. Well, maybe it is sort of corny, but there's no doubt about it. Anybody will enjoy a second installment of Grape Nuts Flakes. That crisp, toasty brown texture, that molly rich, sweet as a nut flavor, make great nut flakes really distinctive.

And they're a whole grain cereal, chucked full of all-around whole grain nourishment. And the nutrition experts agree that breakfast should include a cereal with whole grain food values. So make that cereal great nut flakes and do your family a favor all around.

Remember, eat a good breakfast, do a better job. featured tempting toasty brown, grip nuts flakes, and buy them in the big new 12-ounce economy-sized package. Ladies and gentlemen, from Vancouver, British Columbia, we bring you a man who traveled all the way from another nation to get an ovation at the station and only got it from

a relation. And here he is, Jack Benny. Thank you. You mean Mary's relation, you know? Hello again. This is Jack Betty talking and it's sure as well to be here. Yes, Don, here we are in Vancouver.

What a beautiful city. Oh, it certainly is, Jack. It's so picturesque with its snow-capped mountains right across the harbor. And that Vancouver hotel. Did you ever see anything so luxurious? Jack, that's one of the classiest hotels I was ever in.

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