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Don Won't Read Jack's Jell-O Commercial

Jack Benny · 1941 · 28 min · 3,715 words

The transcript of “Don Won't Read Jack's Jell-O Commercial”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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He has help all the Jell-O program brought to you by Jell-O and Jell-O putting starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Dennis Day Rochester and yours truly Don Wilson The orchestra opens a program with lovely little lady Do you know that old saying friends about seeing his believing?

Well even seeing a big beautiful mold of Jell-O can't make you believe how wonderfully good it is No, you have to taste it to know what a marvelous flavor Jell-O really has to offer Your first shimmering spoonful of jello will give you the whole story as nothing else can.

You'll taste in it a gloriously rich flavor, yes? A flavor that calls up the pleasant memory of sunny summer orchards and berry patches. A flavor that's locked right into jello by jello's exclusive process. This new process makes jello better than ever.

Gives you extra richness, extra pleasure. Prove it for yourself. Open a package of jello. Notice that there's no telltale aroma. No sign of escaping fragrance and flavor. Then dissolve the tiny jello particles, and notice how Jello's captive goodness comes gushing out in a flood of wonderful richness.

Get Jello tomorrow and enjoy the added delight of swell tempting flavor, locked in by Jello's new process. That was lovely little lady played by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you a man who was the sensation of the Easter parade this morning When his suspenders gave way at Sunset and La Brea, Jack Benny.

Thank you, thank you. You're welcome. This is Jack, your little Easter Benny talking. And Don, how did you ever find out about that accident I had on Sunset Boulevard this morning? Were you around there?

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