Buck Benny Rides Again - episode 12

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Incest on genuine Jell-O. Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you Joaquin's gift to the amusement world, that star of screen, radio and Brewster's Millions, Jack Benny. Oh, you know again, this is Jack Benny, the legitimate actor talking, and thanks Don for bringing it up.

Oh Jack, I want to compliment you on your excellent performance on the title role of Brewster's Million last Monday night. I was really surprised. Surprise. Why not? You've seen me play legitimate parts in several pictures, haven't you?

Yes, but you were good, Bunley Knight. Mmm. Thanks. Very much. Say Jack. Yes, Phil. That part where you were throwing away money recklessly. That was rich. I got a kick out of that. You mean when I was spending money fast in furious?

Yes, sir. You certainly are an actor. Now, hey, wait a minute. I'm not cheap. And furthermore, playing a straight part like Brewster is really my racket. My meat. Jack, uh... Really? That's my meat. Can I go ahead, Jack?

Yes, yes. Did you have to read the newspaper report on your Monday broadcast? No, I didn't. Especially that one from Buffalo. Well, I thought you'd be interested, so I brought a couple of them over.

Well, thanks, Don. Let me see them. Mmm, get this one. Warm weather to hold over the weekend. Oh, it's on the other side. But Mother thought he was a trotist. Listen, Kenny, that wasn't any imitation. That was me.