The Hills of Kentucky

And now introducing that sculptor, painter, and tiddler, Mr. Jack Benny. Hello again, this is Jack Benny, Chisley, and I'm talking, and say listen, let's get a couple of things straightened out. I don't like those introductions that you keep giving me.

Oh, you don't? No, I mean, I didn't like that word chisler. No, give me that dictionary, isn't it? Well, let me see, uh, chisler. Chis, chis, here it is, chisler. A parasite, a person with no morals.

Oh, well, that's all right, Wilson. I thought you were accusing me of carving statues. You know, I got to the... What was that? No, you know, Wilson, you and I have been together five weeks now, and I can't tell who's the comedian on this program.

No, really, I'm afraid this show isn't big enough for both of us. That's what I think, Jack. Where do you want your mail sent? I got him that time, folks. As that I like you, Don. Even though you wouldn't give a dime to C. Venus Demilo played piano.

Oh, I didn't know she played. But don't get me wrong, Jack. You know, I paid the tax to fare over tonight. The meter was 60 cents and I paid it. What are you kicking about? A good meter is worth 60 cents.

You know, and by the way, Jack, before I forget it's good. Thanks for those two classes you got me for a central park. Oh, don't mention it, Don. Yeah, I admit it. You know, anytime you want to walk down to that and you let me know, I can fix it, you know.

I say, by the way, Wilson, what nationality are you anyway? Well, my mother was Irish and my father's got. Oh, you have Scotch and Irish blood, huh? Oh, now I remember when we went to dinner together the other night, your Irish blood wanted to pick up the check and your Scotch blood I remember that.