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catches his nose in a gopher trap

Jack Benny · October 12, 1952 · 29 min · 3,042 words

The transcript of “catches his nose in a gopher trap”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 12, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Money program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. Lucky! Taste! Better! Lucky Strike in Spiney, DiRasco, Lucky Strike in Spiney, DiRasco, Cleaner. Pressure. Move him, Lucky, Lucky, Lucky Strike in Spiney, Lucky Strike in Spiney, DiRasco, Cleaner.

Pressure. Smoother. Better get a touch, better get a touch, better get a touch, better get a touch today. Hello friends, this is Don Wilson. I've been cheering many years for Lucky's better taste, but I can't hear that loud.

It takes a bigger group to do that. And that's just what we've got all over the country. The biggest college cheering section for Lucky's that any cigarette could want. You see, a nationwide survey based on actual student interviews in 80 leading colleges reveals that more smokers in these colleges prefer Lucky's than any other cigarette

and by a wide margin. What's more, the survey shows that Lucky Strike gained far more smokers in these colleges than the nation's two other principal brands combined. Just think of that. And listen to this.

The number one reason they gave for smoking Lucky's was Lucky's better taste. So try a carton of those cleaner, fresher, smoother tasting Lucky's. You'll feel like cheering too. Lucky Strike needs buying the raffle. Lucky Strike needs buying the raffle cleaner.

The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston Rochester, Dennis Day, Bob Crosby and yours truly done well. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack Benny's house in Beverly Hills.

At the moment, Jack is relaxing in the den. Rochester the phone. Rochester. Hello? Hello Chris? Hello Chris Chris yeah ain't you Christopher Columbus Christopher Columbus who is this calling Napoleon Sorry Napoleon you must have the wrong number I never knew they let them have phones in those places

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