Guest Mitzi Green - Mrs. Wiggs of the Onion Patch

J.E.E.L.L. General program, starring Jack Benny with Don Besser and his orchestra. And the orchestra opens the program with Put on your glasses. The voice line. Hey!

And Pina Lachadi! Hey! Hallelujah folks! Hello Mom. I knocked him out fast. Those I could get home to eat that jello you'll promise to make for me. Because folks tell me that Jello now tastes twice as good as ever before.

Yes sir and folks are light about that. And now for that great actor late star of Charlie Cairne, the parents of Whimple Street and I stands for 42nd Street, Zach Benny. I know. Hello again, it's me, Plow, Jackie Glenny.

I can't get rid of that dialect I had last week. Hey, Zach, you're getting to be quite an actor, do you know that? Why you're improving with each play. Why wouldn't I, Don? I'm a student of acting. That's my business.

Now, when I go to a picture, I watch every move those stars make. Does it help you, Jack? Does it say I got baby Leroy down to a tee? I know every trick he uses.

Why, baby Leroy, why, why, why, you're speaking of an infant who says nothing but Gaga. John, it isn't what the baby says. It's how he says it. For instance, an ordinary baby would just say, God, God, God, God, God.

With no feeling to it. But what makes baby Leroy so good, he has talent. I mean, when he says, God, God, God, God, God, he means it. Means what? God, God. I see. I see Jack, it's all in the intonation.

That's it exactly. Hello, Jack. How are you? Hello, Mary. Now, Don, you take John Barrymore's baby. I've often heard him say, God, God, God, God, God, God, God. God, God, God, God. And what does that mean?