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The Bennys of Wimpole Street - Jack is a political commentator

Jack Benny · October 28, 1934 · 20 min · 3,180 words

The transcript of “The Bennys of Wimpole Street - Jack is a political commentator”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 28, 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The two of his intimate friends face something until his arrival. They're all here waiting to greet you. First, we'll have a few words from his butcher. Hello, people. I have been Mr. Benny's butcher for 10 years.

He is a nice fellow to me. He is a tender as a lamb and a clean liver. All kidney aside, I thank you. And now his lawyer. I have known Mr. Benny for nine years.

I've had him acquitted 16 different times, showing he is upright and honored. I thank you. And here is this line, ladies. Sure, and Jack Benny's had a room in the house for the past six years.

I've lost over 100 back cows, but I don't think it's him. He's a foot-tanident, has already paid his rent for last July. And now, his doctors. I am Jack Benny's physician. I have taken out his appendix, tonsils, and that noise.

And that's about all you can get out of him. I'm Jack Benny's barber. I'm his barber. I've saved Mr. Benny 250 times and never cut him once. It's my own fault. I'm Jack Benny Taylor.

He brought a suit to me on time, and then his watchtaw. I'll be right home, huh? I'm Jack Benny. I'm Jack Benny Schofa, but as he doesn't own a car, I ain't got nothing to do.

I'm Mary Livingston, Jack Benny's girlfriend. And if all the ice cream soda he bought me were laid end to end, there would be one. I'm Jack Benny. I'm Jack Benny's phone. I am an I'm Jack Benny.

Here's Jack himself. for he's a jello good fellow for he's a jello good fellow for he's a jello good fellow with six delicious flavors. Well, this is really an honor, folks, finding all my pals and creditors here. However, if you're clear out of the studio, I'll make you my personal check in the morning. Yeah, that's what we're afraid of. That's good. Hello, Wilson. Glad

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