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Guest Stanley Kramer - High Noon

Jack Benny · September 28, 1952 · 29 min · 3,000 words

The transcript of “Guest Stanley Kramer - High Noon”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast September 28, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Fennie program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. Be happy, go lucky, be happy, get better taste, be happy, go lucky, get better taste today. This is Don Wilson and smokers, there's no doubt about it, Lucky's taste better.

And this better taste starts with Lucky's fine tobacco. Yes, LS, MFT, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco in a cigarette that's made better to taste cleaner, fresher, smoother. Cleaner, you bet. In a Lucky, you have a perfect cylinder of fine, clean tobacco, free from those annoying loose ends that get in your mouth and spoil the taste.

Pressure, of course. Lucky's are fully packed. Without airspaces, hot spots that burn too fast, taste hot, harsh and dry. And every pack of Lucky's is extra tightly sealed to keep in Lucky's fresher taste. And smoother?

Yes indeed. Lucky's long strands of fine mild good tasting tobacco are made into a cigarette that draws freely and smokes smoothly. So friends, enjoy a better tasting cigarette, a cleaner, fresher, smoother smoke. Be happy, go lucky, make your next carton Lucky Strike.

The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Belli with Mary Livingston Rochester, Dennis Day, Bob Crosby, the sportsman, Fort Kat, and yours truly, Don Wilk. Hello, this is CBS, the star's address. May I help you?

Yes, operator, with a change of time from daylight back to standard. Could you tell me what program is on at four o'clock? Just a minute. Say Mabel, what program's on today at four o'clock? I didn't have a good suit.

I look it up in this radio guy. Hold it, Mabel, hold it. Huh? Look who's pictures on page, Jay. Well, take off my glove and dial with my naked finger if it ain't that. No.

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