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goes shopping with Mary in Scotland

Jack Benny · September 21, 1952 · 29 min · 3,443 words

The transcript of “goes shopping with Mary in Scotland”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast September 21, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Be happy, go Lucky. Make your next carton Lucky Strike. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Rochester, Dennis A. Bob Cross with the sportsman quartet and yours truly don't. Now ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take you back to yesterday, about a half hour before rehearsal time.

Zach and I had gone into the corner drugstore to get a bite to eat. There are a lot of people in here, Don. I hope we can find seats. Yeah, every table's taken. Yeah. Well, Jack, there are two empty stools at the end of the counter.

You take those, Don. I'll wait. Oh, there's some people getting up from that table over there. Let's sit over there. Okay. Oh, Don, Don, look, three people were at this table and they ate for only 35 cents.

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