Broadcast from Nellis Air Force Base - The Las Vegas Hotel
Jack Benny · 1950 · 29 min · 3,649 words
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Six to five . . . The Jack Benny program Presented by Lucky Strike! Absolutely. Lucky's taste better than any other cigarette!
I love my dad, he's quite a man and knows just what I like. He smokes you better luckies try. And remember, luckies taste better than any other cigarette. We happy, go lucky, we happy, go lucky, we happy, go lucky, go lucky, go lucky, hey!
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Make your next carton Lucky Strike. We have to be productive to the de-strike today. Remember, Lucky's taste better than any other cigarette. The Nellisser Force Base, the Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny, the very Livingston-Claris Rochester never stayed here in Shirley Donald's.
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we're broadcasting from Nellisser Base right outside of Las Vegas. We wanted to bring you a slot machine, but since we can't, We bring you something else that doesn't pay off. And here he is, Jack Benny!
Yes, Yuri, thank you, thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking. And Don, isn't it exciting being here at... Don, there goes one of those jet planes they have here. Yeah! Look at Don, there goes another one.
Well, they certainly fly low. You're not kidding. This morning I was walking around the field here. One of them came so low it took my hair off. Oh, Jack, you're not serious. Yes, I am, Don. Somewhere up in the wild blue yonder is an F-84 with a blonde landing gear.
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