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Don's 25 years in radio

Jack Benny · October 30, 1949 · 29 min · 3,755 words

The transcript of “Don's 25 years in radio”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 30, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Sweeney Program presented by Lulee Strike's To give you more smoking enjoyment. Luties pay more. Yes, to give you a finer cigarette, the makers of Lucky Strike consistently selected by FINE tobacco and pay millions of dollars more than official parody prices to get it!

No doubt about it! LS MFT! LS MFT Lucky Strike means FINE tobacco! FINE RIGHT tobacco that the tobacco experts experts can see the makers of Lucky Strike by at Market After Market. Listen to what Mr. Al Rogers, an independent tobacco auctioneer from Robertsonville, North Carolina, recently said.

An auctioneer is in a position to watch actual sales in order to know good tobacco. And yeah, after yeah, I've seen American buy fine prime right tobacco that's just right for my good smoking. I smoked luckers for ten years.

And that's not all. For a recent survey reveals that more independent tobacco experts, Buyers and warehousemen smoke Lucky Strike regularly than the next two leading brands combined so smoke the smoke tobacco experts smoke Lucky Strike You'll discover there's more real deep down smoking enjoyment in every lucky you like because luckies pay more for fine tobacco

Millions of dollars more than official parody prices make your next carton Lucky Strike See how much finer milder and more enjoyable Lucky's really are you'll agree in all the world There's no finer cigarette. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours, from Lee Don Wilson.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, in bringing you the start of our show, it gives me great pleasure to bring you to the minute. Yes, John, Don, hold it a minute. What? Don, today, instead of you introducing me, I'm going to introduce you.

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