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Last radio broadcast - Twombly, the sound effects man, has difficulty

Jack Benny · 1954 · 29 min · 3,593 words

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And now, ladies and gentlemen, we come to the last Jack Benny show of the month. It's also the last program of the current series, and as a matter of fact, it's the last show of the season.

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