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so smoke that smoke of fine tobacco lucky strike so round so firm so fully packed so free and easy on the draw and right program starring jack benny with mary livingstone phil harris rott jester larry stevenson yours truly don wills Ladies and gentlemen, last Sunday, Steve Bradley, Jack Benny's press agent, forced Jack into having a contest.

You listeners were asked to write in letters, completing this simple sentence, I can't stand Jack Benny because. And believe me, folks, the letters have been pouring in. So let's go out to Jack's house in Beverly Hills, where the whole gang is helping Jack open the mail.

Just look at all those letters. I don't know why I let Steve Bradley force me into this contest. It's only been on a week. I bet I've received over a million insults already. Jack, stop exaggerating. You haven't even received half a million insults.

I have to. Oh, don't be so egotistical. Never mind Phil, just keep sorting those letters. Mary, what are you laughing at? There's a letter from a lady right here in Los Angeles. A letter from a lady? What does she say?