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Christmas presents - New Year's

Jack Benny · December 30, 1945 · 29 min · 3,662 words

The transcript of “Christmas presents - New Year's”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 30, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program! LS-MFT. LS-MFT. LS-MFT. Of course. That's it. Right you are. Lucky strike means fine tobacco. At 40. 1st 4. 5. 4. 9. I'm American. Quality of product is essential to continuing success.

And Lucky strike means fine tobacco. So round. So firm, so fully packed. So free and easy on the draw. Yes, Lucky strike means fine tobacco. Speaking of tobacco, here's what Mr. John William Hill Jr. independent tobacco buyer of Winston-Salem North Carolina said.

I've seen Lucky Strike by ripe, naturally mild tobacco. And I know that when this tobacco goes into a cigarette, it means real smoke and enjoyment. So when it comes to buying a cigarette for myself, I naturally add these things together and choose Lucky's.

Quote, I've seen Lucky Strike by ripe, naturally mild tobacco. Unquote. Yes, Lucky Strike means find tobacco. So smoke that smoke a find tobacco Lucky Strike. l however there were so many people that couldn't stand jack benny

it will take a couple of weeks to finish reading all the letters and the The winners will be announced shortly afterwards. So let's go out to Jack's house in Beverly Hills, where we find Jack, Mary, and Rochester busily sorting the latest memories.

Gosh, the way this mail has been pouring in the last few days. Yeah, they sure as a lot of it, boys. Yes, sir. Yeah, woo! Quiet, Polly. Daddy's working. Yeah. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Look at this mail. It's absolutely amazing how many people can't stand me. Yeah, and Jack look at this pile of letters over here 48,000 of them all from St. Joe. Now wait a minute Mary. There must be some mistake. They love me in St. Joe.

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