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From Mitchell Field, with Ann Sheridan

Jack Benny · 1944 · 29 min · 3,892 words

The transcript of “From Mitchell Field, with Ann Sheridan”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program quality of product is essential to continuing success Lucky strike means fine tobacco so round so firm so fully packed so free and easy on the draw Lsmft Lsmft Lsmft why sure sir? You said lucky strike means fine tobacco so round so firm so fully packed So free and easy on the draw.

Quality of product is essential to continuing success. Quality in a cigarette must mean the quality of the tobacco itself. And lucky strike means fine tobacco. Yes, first, last and always, lucky strike means fine tobacco.

The finer, the lighter, the naturally milder, lucky strike tobacco. For your own real deep down smoking enjoyment smoke that smoke of fine tobacco Lucky Strike. A Mitchell Field headquarters of the first Air Force the Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny.

With Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Larry Stevenson, yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, in every group, in every crowd, in every show, in every barracks, there's always one outstanding personality. Yes, and Diddy.

So, it is no surprise that our little group of Thespians has one of its own. And here he is, Mr. Eager Beaver of 1945, Jack Benny. Thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, I must say I'm very pleased with that introduction you gave me.

Oh, are you, Jack? Yes, sir, and I'm going to stay, please, until I find out what an eager beaver is. I remember once you called me a sad sack, and for six months, I went around bragging about it.

I even had it engraved on my card. Sad sack Benny. You know, fine thing to call me. Well, Jack, how did you find out what it meant? Well, one day, I tried to be sociable, so I walked up to a top sergeant and said, and said, hiya, sad sack.

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