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Ice Skating In Central Park

Jack Benny · 1944 · 29 min · 3,661 words

The transcript of “Ice Skating In Central Park”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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And now, ladies and gentlemen, we take you to Jack Benny's room at the Sherry Netherland Hotel. Jack is waiting for the gang to show off as they're all going ice skating in Central Park. Inside, west side, all around the town, you'll be able to see it when the snow is off the ground.

Rochester. Hey, let's snow together. Ice all over the wall. You slip and you slop and you flip and you flop on a sidewalk. Rochester, stop singing. You know, I'm going ice skating, so you better get my things ready.

Okay. By the way, did you have my ice skate sharpened like I told you to? I sure did, boss. I had it done yesterday when I was up in Harlem. Good. Are they nice and sharp?

Sharp! What do you think I shaved you at this morning? Stop being so silly and get my things ready. As long as I'm going skating, I want you to get out my knickers and press them.

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