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Allen's Alley

Jack Benny · October 29, 1944 · 29 min · 3,495 words

The transcript of “Allen's Alley”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 29, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Beni program. He Public. Lucky strike means fine tobacco, so round. So firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. LSMAFT, LSMAFT. LSMAFT. Why sure? Yes, sir? You bet. Lucky strike mean fine tobacco, so round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw.

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Jacobs invited the gang over for a late Sunday breakfast and right now he's in the kitchen getting things started. Let's see. I want the gang to have a nice breakfast. I think I'll start them off with some good old California orange juice.

No, no, I think they'd like sliced orange better. Yep, that's what I'll do. I'll slice it. Well, there's no you stopping now. I might as well slice the other half. That's this, sir. Look at what I'm doing every minute.

Yeah. That must be the rest of the gang. Come in. Hi, you married. Hello, married. Hello, fellas. Hey Mary, who's your friend? Come here babe. Phil! Now cut that out, it's me. Wise guy. Jack, I told you to roll your pants legs down.

I'm leaving him up, it's cooler this way. Come on, let's go in the kitchen and get things. Phil, stop twisting my knee. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was the doorknob. Another remark like that and you won't get any breakfast.

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