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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Benny. If any of you have visited a hospital anywhere in America recently, you know there's a serious, a critical shortage of nurses. At least 65,000 new students must enroll this year, if we are to care for our fighting forces and our civilians at home.

So please think about it. You can do an important war job as a cadet nurse, and you can become one with all expenses paid. The U.S. Cadet Nurse Corps issues scholarships, which pay all expenses plus a regular monthly spending allowance.

As a cadet nurse, you can help your country right now, and you receive training for a respected and well-paid lifetime career. So if you're from 18 to 35 years of age for the good high school record and good health.

Why don't you join the US Cadet Nurse Corps? Apply for complete information at your local hospital or write to the US Cadet Nurse Corps box 88 New York City. The Great Nuts and Great Nuts Flakes program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day Rochester, and yours truly, Don Wilson.

All things, folks, Wilbur Brown is on a diet. And of all the foolish things I ever heard, why it's so silly I hate to tell you. You know what Wilbur does? He goes on a starvation diet for breakfast.

Then of course he eats like a stuffed owl at lunch time. Doesn't the poor guy know that breakfast is the stoke up meal, the most important meal of the day? We've been without any food ten or twelve hours.

That's why dieticians tell us we need at least one quarter of our entire day's nourishment in the morning. And they say we need a whole grain cereal. So make it great nuts, flakes, folks. Delicious, you bet.