The I.R.S. visits Jack - part 2 - Jack spent $17 on entertainment
Jack Benny · 1950 · 29 min · 3,607 words
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On this beautiful day we find Jack in the gang in the backyard practicing archery. Do I hold the bow like this, Jack? Yes, Mary. Now pull the string all the way back. That's it. Now take aim, let go.
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