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Loretta Young - Jack Opens Pool

Jack Benny · 1942 · 29 min · 821 words

The transcript of “Loretta Young - Jack Opens Pool”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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needs a small smile in the backyard of yours now. Oh sure. The doctor told me to get plenty of fresh air so I thought I'd stretch out here in my bathing. Is that thing a bathing

suit? Of course. Well you ought to get a new one. They're not wearing it with bloomers anymore. I lost to the elbow out of your left sleeve. Mary, it so happens that I lost the elbow out of that sleeve. Michigan? Oh. A machine out here for birds. I think I'll wait a later. If you're smart Mary, you'll go in now. Oh, that's right. The price has

changed at 12 o'clock. Not that, but the pool gets crowded later in the afternoon. Oh, I'm Sorry, young man, I've discontinued that pop.

You'll see Gassamza. I think you opened too early.

It's pretty chilly yet to go in swimming. Oh, there's a little ice around. The show? Sir, what are you doing with that?

Rochester, what are you doing with that chicken? What's that for? I said, what are you doing with that chicken? I'm Rochester to the great on my side of the fence. Yeah, I deserve you, d'all.

Are there many customers here? No, only three so far. Good, they now have time for a dip in the pool first. Dennis, if you read your contract, customers here or not. Now, let's have a song.

a song. But Mr. Benny that contract also says that I'm supposed to be the lifeguard. So what? Well gee if I'm the lifeguard I better learn to swim. I worry about things like that. Sing your song.

Keep off the pom pom when the jungle shadows fall. Of the stately clock when it stands again for wall. Like a drip, drip, drip all the rain. Can I go in the pool now Mr.

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