Rancho Benny

The Grape Nuts Flakes program coming to you from the Marine Base at Camp Pendleton, California, and starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis A. Rochester, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ever notice how your grosser smiles as he hands you a big 12-ounce economy-sized package of delicious, toasty brown grape nuts flakes?

That's because grand tasting, nourishing grape nuts flakes are not rationed. You can have all you want. And then you feel pleased as you carry your grape nuts flakes home. Thinking of all the marvelous whole grain nourishment your folks will get in each crisp tempting bowl full.

The same way your husband will feel when he samples the amazing goodness of grape nuts flakes. A sweet as a nut, mouldy richness that's wide awake, lip smacking, swell. Yes, grape nuts flakes bring you more smiles for mouthfuls.

So, for a round of smiles at your home tomorrow, make it grape nuts flakes all around the table. around the table. Made by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, from the Marine Base at Camp Pendleton, California, we bring

you our two-fisted master of ceremonies. Well, a man who has been known to chin himself ten times before he could pull down the handle on a slot machine. Jack Benny! Wow! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Hey, you're all again. This is Jack Benny who never played a slot machine in his life talking. And Don, Don, I may be a little flabby now. But when I was the age of these boys in our audience, I was as tough and physically fit as any one of them.

By when I was 17 years old, I worked a whole summer at a lumber camp in the Northwood. Lumber camp in the Northwoods? Were you a lumberjack jerk? What? I said were you a lumberjack jerk?