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Guest Gary Cooper

Jack Benny · December 13, 1942 · 29 min · 3,081 words

The transcript of “Guest Gary Cooper”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 13, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Great Let's Flakes program coming to you from the Vanderbilt Theatre in New York City, where we're playing to an audience of men on leave from the armed services and starring Jack Benny, with Mary Livingston, Dennis Day, Rochester, and yours truly, Don Wilson and our guest conductor Benny Goodman.

There in Sara-like, now that we must divide our meat and meat products with our fighting men, you can help keep your folks fit for their 10 more meals around other nutritious foods that are still thrifty and plentiful.

Among these foods are whole-grain cereals such as delicious toasty brown grape nuts flakes. Grape nuts flakes bring you the valuable nourishment of natural whole wheat, including iron for the blood and two important vitamins, niacin and vitamin B1, for good appetite, steady nerves and energy.

So a generous bowl full of moldy-rich grape nuts flakes and milk at breakfast makes a mighty fine start for any day. Let your family enjoy America's most distinctive flake cereal, grape nut flakes, delicious, nutritious, and pretty.

Lulu you played by the orchestra. Now ladies and gentlemen, from New York City, we bring you that reckless playboy who's been known to light a cigar with a Raleigh cigarette coupon Jack Kitty Thank you. Thank you. Well again, this is Jack very talking and

And Don, it was nice of you to call me a playboy, but you're wrong this time. As a matter of fact, I haven't been out of my hotel since we got here Thursday. Oh, you haven't? No, you see, I, uh...

You know, like a darn fool, I left my money belt in Los Angeles. So I got in town broke, you know. Well, why in the world didn't you ride out of check? I did ride out of check. That's why I couldn't leave the hotel.

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