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Fred Allen Moves To Sunday Nights

Jack Benny · 1941 · 29 min · 3,557 words

The transcript of “Fred Allen Moves To Sunday Nights”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jell-O program brought to you by Jell-O and Jell-O-putting starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Dei Rochester and yours truly Don Wilson. The orchestra will program with free for all. Rich flavor. That's what you're going to say friends.

The very first time you taste the new Jell-O, because Jell-O today is extra rich thanks to a new and exclusive Jell-O process. By means of this amazing process, Jell-O's glorious goodness is locked in, protected for your pleasure. And never before has Jell-O tasted so downright grand. Never before has it been a more perfect dessert, a more delicious treat.

You'll enjoy it more than ever. Now the Jell-O's famous flavor is locked right into the tiny Jell-O particles. Just try it and see. Prove for yourself that Jell-O's flavor really is locked in. Open a package of Jell-O. Notice that there's no telltale odor. No sweet, a rutioroma to warn of escaping flavor.

But the instant you dissolve the jello into a grand jello dessert outpours its captive flavor to make that dessert a wonderfully rich tempting treat. So order several packages of jello tomorrow. Remember, jello's new locked in flavor makes jello more than ever the dessert for you.

We're all played by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, as you all know,

daylight saving time goes into effect tomorrow, and clocks throughout the country will be moved one hour ahead. That's right. Oh, without further ado, we bring you a man who will have only 11 hours sleep tonight instead of his usual 12, Jack Benny.

Thank you, thank you. You log in, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, I don't know where you got the impression that I sleep 12 hours a night. I'm up bright and early in the morning the same as everybody else.

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