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Cast visits Jack at Warner Brothers studio

Jack Benny · 1941 · 29 min · 3,584 words

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Buddy, this is Jack Benny, that gray-haired carrier of kitchen talking. Uncle Sam has clipped an important message on my ankle. I'm going to give it to you right now. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to win this war.

And we'll win it a lot sooner if we all line up solidly behind our armed forces and keep you supplied with all the tanks and planes and guns and ships they need to do this tremendous job.

And we can do that by buying war savings bonds. We must put aside one out of every $10 we make, 10% of our income, and by war-saving funds. That's our quarter, and let's meet it with the same determination that our boys are meeting the enemies.

Buy those bonds and buy them right now. Thank you. The Jello Program, presented by Jello and Jello Putting starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris, Dennis Day Rochester, and yours truly Don Wilson. The joke is that the program was jumped for joy.

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