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Carol Lombard Dies - All Music

Jack Benny · 1941 · 28 min · 1,275 words

The transcript of “Carol Lombard Dies - All Music”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Thank you, help, help, for all! The Jellows show, the orchestra owns a program with me and my buddy next door. What is it friends that makes Jellows America's favorite gelatin dessert? Well, the answer is Jellows all around goodness.

For Jellows is a perfect dessert, a dessert that has everything. There's Jellows ease of preparation and it's low of fifty price. There's Jellows inviting colors, bright beguiling beauty and attractiveness. There's Jell-O's famous flavor, a flavor that reminds you of the juicy ripe fruit itself.

And now today there's Jell-O's new and exclusive Loctian process. This wonderful new process locks Jell-O's delightful goodness right into the tiny Jell-O particles and gives you extra richness, extra pleasure every time you enjoy a swell-looking, swell-tasting Jell-O dessert.

Let your next package fruit it. Open a box of Jell-O. Notice that there's no sweet fruitie aroma, no sign of escaping flavor. Yet the instant you dissolve the jello, you unlock its captive flavor, and out it pours for your enjoyment.

So get several packages of jello tomorrow, and all of jello's six delicious flavors. See if you don't enjoy jello even more than ever. Now the jello's glorious flavor is locked in. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Don Wilson.

Jack Benny will not be with us tonight, but he hopes you will enjoy the program we have prepared for you. Jack wants you to know that he will be back with us again next week.

In the following half hour you will hear mail-in America's orchestra, his singing cars, the sportsman's quartet, and Dennis Day. Soggy!

Just like American's orchestra with like, comparcytas. Refer it to the hoopa-doopa-doopa.

He sounds the room for honey-doopa-doney-doopa. He doesn't take him long to get a tumble. For all of them are long, we love his rumble. For all of them are not to take a double, for all of them are not to get a double, for all of them are not to get a double,

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