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From The Presidio In San Francisco

Jack Benny · 1941 · 29 min · 3,850 words

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The Jell-O program brought to you by Jell-O and Jell-O Puddings, coming to you from the Presidio in San Francisco starring Jack Benny, with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, Rochester and yours truly Don Wiltsley.

The orchestra opens a program with the K-Sounds Go Rolling along. The Jell-O program is brought to you by Jell-O and Jell-O Puddings, never in all the 40 years or more that folks have been buying Jell-O has Jell-O tasted more delicious.

And the reason? Jell-O's wonderful new locked-in flavor. By means of an exclusive jello process, jello's swell tempting flavor is locked in to give you extra goodness, new delight, richer enjoyment. For jello today is better than ever.

Now that its tangy tantalizing flavor is locked right into the tiny jello particles, jello offers you new high in pleasure. More than ever, its intriguing goodness brings to mind the grand refreshing flavor of the juicy ripe fruit itself.

More than ever, jello gives you real dessert delight. and all because of this new jello process that locks in the magic of jello's glorious flavor. You can prove for yourself that this delicious jello flavor actually is locked in.

Open a package of jello. Notice there's no sweet fruity odor, no telltale aroma to warn of escaping flavor. And then dissolve the jello and notice how its marvelous captive goodness comes pouring out in a rich gush of fragrance and flavor.

So ask your grosser tomorrow for several packages of jello and discover for yourself how much better and richer Jello is now that its famous flavor is locked in. Let's go rolling along played by the orchestra.

Now ladies and gentlemen, inasmuch as we are broadcasting from the US Army post at the Presidio in San Francisco and this being the birthday of George Washington, it is only fitting that we bring you a man who fought heroically for that great general at Valley Forge, Jack Benny.

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