Is Late With No Script (East)
Jack Benny · 1940 · 29 min · 3,645 words
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Jakey Tuckoff, ohhhhhh The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly Don Wilson. The orchestra opens a program with Grounded in Galveston. Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! One way to describe Jell-O, ladies and gentlemen, would be to say it's a dessert that makes everybody sit up and take seconds.
Because jello is a grand tempting treat that always looks and tastes like more. The clear glowing colors of jello carry a rich invitation, a promise of rare delight. And it's a promise that's always fulfilled by jello's swell refreshing flavor.
We're sure you like jello, sure that once you try it you'll want to enjoy it again and again. So start serving jello real soon. Ask your grosser for several packages, choosing any or all of jello's six delicious flavors, Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon, and lime.
By the way, strawberry and raspberry, Jell-O both have a new improved flavor, obtained by using a natural flavor base, artificially enhanced. And the result is a rich, unique goodness that's better than ever. Serve Jell-O tomorrow, friends, and discover for yourself why Jell-O is America's favorite gelatin dessert.
Grounded in Galveston, played by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to bring you to- Hold it, hold it, Don. Jack isn't here.
I saw him just a few minutes ago. Where is he? He just went in the other room to talk to his riders. Oh boy, is Jack burned up? Well, if two guys get away with murder, they never have a program writ till the last minute.
Well, I'm going in and see what's happening. Gee, he's always having trouble with his riders. Now, look, fellas. If I told you once, I told you five times. You've got to have the program written before we go on the air.
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