Christmas Gift Exchange
Jack Benny · 1940 · 29 min · 3,780 words
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The Jell-O programs starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day and yours truly, Don Wilson. The orchestra opens a program with Moon over Tarzana. Bright and gay and so exciting, quick and thrifty and inviting.
Full of flavor, rich and mellow all together, this spells Jell-O. Yes, friends, Jell-O is certainly an all-around good dessert. It's a dessert that has everything, rich shimmering colors that tell you here's a mighty smell treat and a world of grand intriguing flavor.
Flavors so pleasing, so refreshing, so downright satisfying that it rivals the real juicy ripe fruit itself. Jello is easy to prepare, too, one of the simplest and quickest desserts you can possibly serve. And of course, you can treat the family to a delightful jello dessert for only a few pennies.
water jello tomorrow choosing any or all of jello's six delicious flavors. Strawberry raspberry cherry orange lemon or lime. Incidentally strawberry and raspberry jello are now better than ever. Both have a new improved flavor obtained by using a natural flavor base artificially enhanced. Try these grand flavors and enjoy jello's rich distinctive goodness. Serve a
attempting mold of Jell-O tomorrow. As moon over Tarzanov by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, this being the fifth day of January, we bring you a man who is still doing his Christmas shopping, Jack Benny.
Thank you, thank you. Jell-O again, this is Jack Benny talking, and done when you saw me in that department store yesterday, I wasn't shopping. I was exchanging some of my Christmas gifts. Well, that's quite a coincidence.
I was doing the same thing. Would you believe it, Jack? Three different friends gave me electric razors. You think that's bad? I got enough bottles of cologne to have people whistle at me for the next 10 years.
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