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Don Is Mad And Walks Out

Jack Benny · December 8, 1940 · 29 min · 4,139 words

The transcript of “Don Is Mad And Walks Out”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 8, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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J.P. Feltout. Ooooooh! The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson. The August Romans of program with you walked by. Brands, there's one statement I think, explains better than any other, just why those new Jell-O puddings are so popular everywhere.

It's simply this, Jell-O puddings are made by the makers of Jell-O, so you know they're good. People know that when they seem the name Jell-O, they can expect the best. And when they take their first taste of jello puddings, they find those same expectations fulfilled to the last degree.

Because jello puddings, ladies and gentlemen, offer you the same high quality, the same delightful goodness, the same easy preparation and economy that has made jello a 40-year favorite of the American family. Jello puddings are delicious puddings that take only a few ticks of the clock to make.

Simply add milk, cook for about five minutes, and cool. And you're all ready to sit down to one of the grandest puddings anybody ever tasted. So try these rich creamy jello puddings real soon in all three flavors, chocolate vanilla and butter scotch.

The very next time you ask your grocer for jello, ask him for jello puddings too. You just can't imagine a finer treat than smooth, luscious jello puddings. High played by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to present a man I have been associated with for many years

years and whom I am proud to call my friend. Oh sure he invites his friend over to his house and leaves his friend standing out in the rain. A man whose generosity and forgiving nature permits him to harbor no bribes against anyone. Anyone but you.

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