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Tee-Pee Hotel In Palm Springs

Jack Benny · 1940 · 29 min · 3,766 words

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The Jell-O program coming to you from the Plaza Theater in Palm Springs, California, starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Dey and yours truly, Don Wilson. The orchestra opens the program with when the Midnight Choo-choo leaves for Beaumont and Banning.

In all, ladies and gentlemen, every time you enjoy Jell-O, it's just as though you were enjoying it again for the very first time.

That's the same sense of pleasant surprise you felt when you first made the acquaintance of this well-deserved. What jello is a treat you always welcome. No matter how often you serve jello, no matter how many times it graces your table, jello's bright glowing colors are always enticing, and jello's tempting flavor keeps right on

delighting everybody with its refreshing goodness. In fact, jello today actually tastes better than ever before, because jello's six delicious flavors have constantly been made more delicious. For example, take strawberry, raspberry, and cherry jello. Each has a new improved flavor obtained by using a natural flavor base artificially enhanced and the result is something

mighty distinctive. So enjoy jello soon. Get several packages tomorrow and serve the family a grand treat with America's favorite gelatin dessert, rich shimmering jello. When the midnight choo-choo leads for a bombarded banning played by the orchestra.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you our master of ceremonies. Tuffled by the desert wind, tanned by the desert sun, and frightened by the desert prices, Jack Benny. Oh, thank you. Thank you. This is Jack Benny, the sage of the sagebrush talking.

And Don, I'm not the least bit frightened by the prices here in Palm Springs. After all, this is a resort. And when you're on a vacation, you expect to let yourself go and have a good time.

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