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Yosemite Part 4

Jack Benny · 1939 · 29 min · 3,978 words

The transcript of “Yosemite Part 4”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1939. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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J.T.L.L.O. The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly Don Wilson. The orchestra opens the program with Let's All Sing Together. When you were a youngster, did this ever happen to you?

The family would sit down to some special dessert, but you weren't allowed to have any. Remember how hurt you felt? Well, that never happens when there's Jell-O for dessert, where Jell-O is marvelously light and wholesome and the whole family can enjoy it from Grandpa on down to junior and believe me the whole family does enjoy it or jello is the

perfect ending to any meal those six delicious flavors are as delightful and refreshing as the juicy ripe fruit itself and those six gay colors as cheerful as a rainbow make a radiant success of your dessert course make it something truly special every time so treat the family to some jello tomorrow if you haven't enjoyed it recently you'll find it even better than you remember

More delicious and inviting, more downright swell. Try it and see. Look for those big red letters on the box. They spell jello and jello spells an all-family treat. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] That was, let's all sing together, played by the orchestra.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, for the last installment of our recent journey to Yosemite National Park in Jack's Maxwell. The trip will go down in history with the adventures of Marco Polo, The exploits of Admiral Bird, the voyage of Christopher Columbus.

Don't forget the rover, boy. Quiet, Mary. As you remember, last week's episode ended, with Jack skiing down a steep hill and crashing into the ski house, with the result that he suffered a sprained ligament in his leg and several assorted abrasions.

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