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Guest Gracie Allen - Gracie for President

Jack Benny · 1939 · 29 min · 4,370 words

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J.G.L.L. The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly Don Wilson. The orchestra opens the program with Little Girl. One way to define an ideal dessert, ladies and gentlemen, is to say it's something you look forward to with eagerness and look back upon with satisfaction.

Yes, that's one way, but an even better way is simply to say Jell-O, because Jell-O is really tops for topping off a meal. It's a grand looking dessert, one that sets off a table in first-rate style.

A gig glistening dessert radiant with jewel-like colors, the most tempting and attractive treat you ever laid eyes on. And what a swell taste. A top-notch tantalizing flavor, extra rich as inviting as a juicy ripe fruit itself.

So tomorrow, friends, try a delightful jello dessert and any one of jello's six famous flavors. Ask your grocer for jello by name. For jello is a trademark, the property of general foods. those big red letters on the box are your assurance of the highest quality and that delicious jello flavor. That was Little Girl played by the orchestra and now ladies and

gentlemen we're back in Hollywood after enjoying the winter sports of Yosemite. So without further ado we bring you our master of ceremonies that outdoor man with an indoor body, Jack Benny. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You log in. This is Jack Benny talking and Don if you're referring to that little incident when I hurt my legs skiing in Yosemite, you're not

being very fair. I'm a very good skier, but after all accidents will happen. Well, Jack, if you're such a good skier, how come the very first day you started down the hill you had your skis on backwards?

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