Code Of The Hills
Jack Benny · 1939 · 30 min · 3,693 words
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J.T.L.H.E. the Gelo program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Dennis Day and yours truly Don Wilson the orchestra opens the program with I Here Bluebird how true ladies and gentlemen is that old saying you hear every June about happy the bride the sun shines upon well that's a question we really can't answer but we do know is saying
you can depend on, and it goes like this. Happy the bride who always keeps a plentiful supply of jello on the pantry shelf. For jello friends is a grand dessert that's wonderfully quick and easy to make, as well as inexpensive to serve, and every bride will appreciate that.
Jello's downright pleasure to eat too, and every husband will go for that. Yes, with a bright shimmering mold of jello on the table, contentment reigns supreme. Those six brilliant colors are all just as gay and enticing as can be from the rich glowing crimson that makes you think of fresh ripe raspberries to cool emerald green lime. And those six
delicious flavors are gloriously good, extra rich and just as refreshing and beguiling as the juicy ripe fruit itself. So try some jello real soon. And when you buy be sure to look for those big red letters on the box. They spell jello and jello spells a treat.
Here are your bluebirds played by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you our master of ceremony.
A man who had his option picked up last Sunday and now looks 10 years younger, Jack Benny. Thank you, thank you. You know again, this is Jack Benny talking. And, Don, the fact that I'm in good spirits today and look younger has nothing to do with my contract being renewed.
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