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Gladys Zybisco Is Discussed

Jack Benny · 1939 · 29 min · 3,933 words

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J.D.L.F.O. The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson. The orchestra opens the program with night after night. The Marlai ladies and gentlemen all over the country, thousands of folks will be sitting down to dinner with Jell-O for dessert.

Now a few of these folks will be enjoying Jell-O for the first time, so if you've never tried this brand dessert yourself, why not join them? So many people like Jell-O that we think you will too.

For one thing you'll like the way it looks, because Jello cuts a fancy figure on any table. Then you'll go in a big way for that well-known extra-rich flavor. That sunny, satisfying goodness of Jello is downright inviting its fresh, juicy, delicious fruit.

So tomorrow night for a mighty extra special treat, serve Jello. It's great with tasty nuts and fruit molded in, or you can serve it up in smooth velvety Jello creams and Jello whips. Easy directions for a variety of brand desserts are in each box and also on each box are those famous big red letters

Always look for them to be sure of getting your favorite and America's favorite gelatin dessert Jell-o That was night after night played by the orchestra now ladies and gentlemen We bring you our genio master of ceremonies a man who each Sunday night at this time. Oh, yeah, Don Hold it. Jack isn't here yet. He isn't well. Where is he? He's out in the hall talking on the telephone. I'll go get him

What for? Introduce me, Don, I can give up with that MC stuff. MC meaning much corn. Nothing to him, Phil. I'm going out and get jazz. Yes, Mary. Tell him we're on the air. Okay.

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