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Dennis's Mother Inteferes (East)

Jack Benny · October 15, 1939 · 29 min · 3,976 words

The transcript of “Dennis's Mother Inteferes (East)”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 15, 1939. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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J.T.O.F.! Ooooooooh! The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly Donald Wilson. The orchestra opens the program with Baby Me. If you have a family of football fans, you know what an afternoon at the game can do to their appetite.

Send them zooming up higher than a kite. It's all be prepared with a good hearty meal. And for dessert that all star favorite, Jell-O. You always win with jello you make a touchdown every time it's so good to look at gear than the college colors cheerful and bright and appetizing and it's so good

to eat jello's rich zestful fruit flavors make a real occasion out of every meal strawberry raspberry cherry orange lemon and lime all six are chock full of extra rich flavor the tastest tempting as the ripe fruit itself there are dozens and dozens of different ways to serve jello and you'll find attractive recipes on every package. So look for those big red letters on the box.

They spell...Jell-O! That was baby me played by the orchestra. Now folks, as you all know, 447 years ago last Thursday, Christopher Columbus discovered America.

That's right, Dan. To pronounce this expedition, he borrowed a huge sum of money from Queen Isabella's fame. So tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you a man Columbus would have had trouble with Jack Benny. Thank you. I give you a log in that's a Jack Benny talking and don't although I appreciate your timely introduction aren't you assuming

too much. Well what do you mean well how do you know Columbus would have had trouble borrowing money from me that's just a wild guess. Jack I was merely trying to be topical that's all last Thursday was Columbus day and I wanted to tie you in with him. Don tying me in with Columbus is indeed flattering but you

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