Bodyguard - Jack Challenges Fred Allen
Jack Benny · 1938 · 29 min · 3,792 words
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State P.L.L.F. All! The Tello program starring Jack Denny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Kenny Baker, and yours truly, Don Wilson. The orchestra opens the program with just one of those things. Ladies and gentlemen, it may be perfectly true that a rose by any other name would be as fragrant, but...
If you didn't know what to ask for, you'd never get to enjoy it. So a name is important, it's mighty important, whether you're buying flowers for fragrance or desserts for flavor. That's why we urge you to look for the name Jell-O whenever you're buying a gelatin dessert.
Because that name is a trademark, it's the property of general foods and it tells you that here is the real thing. The one and only Jell-O. If you hear any other dessert called Jell-O, you'll know that's incorrect, for there is no other Jell-O.
and you'll find it's worthwhile to insist on jello because jello brings you delicious extra-rich fruit flavor. It's put there by a special process and it's sealed right in so it can't get out. Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon, and lime. All six have this extra-rich goodness that makes jello America's favorite gelatin dessert. So look
for those big red letters on the box. They spell jello. Just one of those things played by the orchestra and now ladies and gentlemen tonight we bring you just a moment folks Mary Mary where's Jack he'll be right and he's in the next room sending a telegram oh he's been in there 10 minutes what's it all about I don't
know Jack said it was none of my business so let's open the door and listen oh I wouldn't do that Mary it isn't cricket we're not in England now open it up Mary okay Gee looks mad operator operator will you please pay attention I I asked for Western Union, you gave me the Plumber's Union three times.
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