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Snow White & The 7 Gangsters

Jack Benny · 1938 · 29 min · 3,800 words

The transcript of “Snow White & The 7 Gangsters”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1938. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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J.E.L.L.E. The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Kenny Baker, and yours truly Don Wilson. The orchestra opens a program with It Serves You Right. Shakespeare, who thought of everything once said, All the Glitters is Not Gold.

Well I have a new version of that. All the shimmers is not Jell-O. But you can be absolutely sure of getting the real thing. If you look for the name Jello on the box before you buy, that is your assurance right there of delicious things to eat.

Yes, sir, before you even open the package, you know that here's our grand dessert. For that name, Jello is a trademark. It's the property of general foods. If you ever hear any other gelatin dessert called Jello, you'll know the thought is incorrect, for there is no other Jello.

Genuine Jello brings you delicious, extra-rich fruit flavors, lovely glowing colors, with most inviting dessert you ever enjoyed so don't accept any substitutes for the real thing insist on genuine jello when you buy look for those big red letters on the box they spell jello and jello spells a treat serves you right played by the orchestra now ladies and gentlemen

we bring you that don won that cazon over that answer to a maintenance prayer jack benny Well again, this is the woman's home companion talking. And Don, you certainly went to town on that introduction.

If I do say it myself, you would hit the nail right on the head. Oh, you liked it, huh? Well, Don, before you mention it, I never quite looked at myself as an answer to a maiden's prayer.

But come to think of it, I guess I do have a way with the ladies. Oh, I've got to tell him Phil. How I keep still, let him rave. Hey, wait a minute, what is this?

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